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The Lighter Side of UxC

Since the first Ux Weekly editions back in 1987, Ux started the tradition of remembering the lighter side of life. The fun side of Ux was exemplified by the addition of jokes on each week's Market Page. UxC has continued that tradition in its weekly publications, and below is a sampling of some of the jokes and sayings that have appeared in these pages over the years, along with which issue they appeared. Contributions to each week's joke section have come from around the world, and we would like to thanks those that have contributed over the years. Please enjoy.

Today's Lighter Side

First Aid

It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, and a woman rushed to help him. As she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, “It’s all right, Honey, I’ve had a course in first aid.”

The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man’s pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration.

At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, “When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I’m already here.”

UxW21-40 Oct 1, 2007



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