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The Lighter Side of UxC

Since the first Ux Weekly editions back in 1987, Ux started the tradition of remembering the lighter side of life. The fun side of Ux was exemplified by the addition of jokes on each week's Market Page. UxC has continued that tradition in its weekly publications, and below is a sampling of some of the jokes and sayings that have appeared in these pages over the years, along with which issue they appeared. Contributions to each week's joke section have come from around the world, and we would like to thanks those that have contributed over the years. Please enjoy.

Today's Lighter Side

WHEW!

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.

“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?” “I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk. “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few.” “I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.

“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”

“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”

UxW13-31 Aug 2, 1999



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