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The Lighter Side of UxC

Since the first Ux Weekly editions back in 1987, Ux started the tradition of remembering the lighter side of life. The fun side of Ux was exemplified by the addition of jokes on each week's Market Page. UxC has continued that tradition in its weekly publications, and below is a sampling of some of the jokes and sayings that have appeared in these pages over the years, along with which issue they appeared. Contributions to each week's joke section have come from around the world, and we would like to thanks those that have contributed over the years. Please enjoy.

Today's Lighter Side

Potential Juror

As a potential juror in an assault-and-battery case, I was sitting in a courtroom, answering questions from both sides. The prosecutor asked had I ever been mugged? Did I know the victim or the defendant? The defense attorney took a different approach. "I see you are a teacher," he said. "What do you teach?"

"English and theater," I responded. "Then I guess I better watch my grammar," the defense attorney quipped.

"No," I shot back. "You better watch your acting."

I was excused from the case.

UxW25-10 Mar 7, 2011



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