Since the first Ux Weekly editions back in 1987, Ux started the tradition of remembering the lighter side of life. The fun side of Ux was exemplified by the addition of jokes on each week's Market Page. UxC has continued that tradition in its weekly publications, and below is a sampling of some of the jokes and sayings that have appeared in these pages over the years, along with which issue they appeared. Contributions to each week's joke section have come from around the world, and we would like to thanks those that have contributed over the years. Please enjoy.

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Today's Lighter Side

No Charge When I had a job at the photo-developing counter of a pharmacy, the film was sometimes developed incorrectly. If this occurred, we did not charge our customers. Once a man came to pick up his pictures, which were marked $0.00, indicating that not one of them had turned out right. The customer asked to see the photos, and when I noticed the odd splotches of color all over the pictures, I apologized profusely. “Oh, no, these are fine,” he said happily. “I’m a microbiologist, and these are my bacteria cultures.” UxW16-24 Jun 17, 2002