Since the first Ux Weekly editions back in 1987, Ux started the tradition of remembering the lighter side of life.
The fun side of Ux was exemplified by the addition of jokes on each week's Market Page.
UxC has continued that tradition in its weekly publications, and below is a sampling of some of the jokes and sayings
that have appeared in these pages over the years, along with which issue they appeared.
Contributions to each week's joke section have come from around the world, and we would like to thanks those that have contributed over the years. Please enjoy.
High School Reunion
My wife and I were at my high school reunion. As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits and their bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more than I did when I was in high school, the result of trying to beat a living out of a rocky hillside farm, I said to my wife, “I’m the only guy here who can still wear the suit he wore when he graduated.”
She glanced at the prosperous crowd, then back at me, and said, “You’re the only one who has to.”
UxW18-45 Nov 8, 2004